The Mug Dealer
"Levelled Up in Age… Not in Attitude” Birthday Mug
"Levelled Up in Age… Not in Attitude” Birthday Mug
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He’s older. He’s wiser. Nah — he’s just louder in floral shirts.
Celebrate your mate, brother, or work bestie with this hilarious custom birthday mug, guaranteed to roast him better than the cake.
🧍♂️ Personalised Just for Him
This ain’t a stock photo — you send us the birthday lad’s mugshot, and we’ll transform him into this 80s street-style legend, complete with exaggerated pose, questionable shorts, and zero maturity.
📸 How It Works:
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Place your order
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Reply to your confirmation email with a clear photo (face forward, no filters — the more awkward, the better)
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We’ll turn him into the icon he thinks he is
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Mug delivered, roast complete
✔️ Forgot to send the photo? Don’t worry, we’ll remind you — because we’re that kind of dealer.
☕ Mug Details:
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11oz ceramic mug
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Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Perfect for office desks, kitchen cupboards, and passive-aggressive birthday banter
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Designed by The Mug Dealer — where insults are brewed fresh daily
Tag your mates who still act like it’s 1999.
This mug’s not just a gift — it’s a call-out.
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